Student Statements on the Bible

I just stumbled upon this page, and thought you all would enjoy it. It is a list of "cute statements said to have been written by actual students and are genuine, authentic and not retouched or corrected". They gave me a good laugh! Here are a few to get you started:

-Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

-Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

-When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

-The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

-St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.