Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Student Statements on the Bible

I just stumbled upon this page, and thought you all would enjoy it. It is a list of "cute statements said to have been written by actual students and are genuine, authentic and not retouched or corrected". They gave me a good laugh! Here are a few to get you started:
-Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

-Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

-When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
-The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

-St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.


Rachel and Jessica said...

Ha Ha! That is so cute and funny! Thanks for the laugh! =;)


Miss Hannah said...

Hi Miss Serenity! I tagged you, come by my blog to see what it's for!
Miss Hannah

Sarah H said...

That is so funny! Where do these people come from? I want to make sure to avoid the churches and schools that they went to:)
By the way, I love your blog.

Sarah H said...

Serenity, I just wanted you to know that I have sent off for the brochures for Hope Chest. I will send you one as soon as get them.